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Daniels jiggy jiggy bang bang
1.2 kajillion
With this package daniel jones will do the ultimate jiggy, a jiggy so strong that all sentient life forms within a 1.2 mm radius will ascend into mythical beings,
jones also whips out his (ultimate package)
Daniels jiggly jiggly bang bang
200 civil war era treasures
same as the jiggy jiggy bang bang, except daniel does it butt naked with hersheys chocolate on his nipples
Daniels titty lickin combo
100 bitcoin
It says it in the name dumbass
Destruction
50$
for 50$ daniel jones will blow your mind, he will turn a running working object into one that no longer does so
Daniels basic packages
Home brewed coffe
12$
12$ gets you a special home brewed coffee, extremeley dark and rich, filled into a dasani water bottle about an 1/8th of the way full
Chaw swap
25$
daniel jones will amaze you by launching his chaw, ejecting from his bottom lip, to anywhere on your body;)
Dancy dance
2$
daniel will come do a lil dancy dance for ya
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